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Now That's What I Call Naaaaasty

by Funknasty

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1.
Where ya' girl at? Who she be wit' She's tugging on my dick, She's getting sea sick Where is ya' girl? She's in the back of my boat and my Tahoe Do you're fucking shit and let's go!
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Wallin' 08:17
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I'm nothin like your average, better than your ex currently involved but I always get a text Girl you got it twisted like a brand new blunt I eat low blows like a sunday brunch Yeah you bad, but everything's a masquerade and you only got class from my financial aid you charge everything like a campus raid Bitch I'm bout to go off like a live grenade I see a few girls from across the room I see a few more that could get the boom She looking' real cute even got some gages I don't really give a fuck what her age is We could leave now but I'll never love her Got a 3-pack of them trojan rubbers As long as I'm chillin' and I'm in my zone and her sister's asleep and her dad 'aint home It's my party and the ladies drink for free and when this night is said and done girl, you're comin' home with me I 'aint never study but I went to college, That was back when they used to call me knowledge Doing my thing in the place to be I had a couple bags a 'dat ecstasy I gave her one free said it's on the house later you could give me that mouth to mouth do or die is my only plan I don't care if she got a man My name is Abdat, I stay putting' work in You kinda looking like you hurting for a squirtin' So I say hey as you walking' past me I'll be the funk girl you get nasty Take her to a place we could see the stars Lay the mack in the back of Bodega's car If you don't tell then he'll never know But the funny thing is I bet he at this show It's my party and the ladies drink for free and when this night is said and done girl, you're comin' home with me
4.
Now I am simply here for nothing short of your amusement And as the drinks arrive I can see that you only plan to leave So tell the bartender to pour some whiskey for my friends Cuz' even when the room starts to spin, I don't want this night to end. With all the thoughts aside, There's never been a cigarette that tasted this damn fine Heavy Weighs The Crown I'v lost my faith in these cocktail glasses I keep running and running, but somehow I still end up in your bed The coroner can't hear me die, from the 5th floor on But it's about damn time that someone 'round here started to do their job With all the thoughts aside, There's never been a cigarette that tasted this damn fine Heavy Weighs The Crown You Come with your dissonant tounge You come with ambition but you're stuck With all the thoughts aside, There's never been a cigarette that tasted this damn fine Heavy Weighs The Crown
5.
Sauna 04:03
I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you girl I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you, oh I forgot, just how much it takes to get you where I wanted you I forgot, just how much, that I needed you here So take it off, take it all off girl This is new to me, 'cuz every other time it was way too damn easy No time to waste, let's get out of this place You've ben waiting for a while, and I can tell by the look on your face So tell me what you have me do I'm trying' get a little bit sweaty with you, you dumb bitch catch a clue I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you girl I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you, oh
6.
Be Easy 06:15
What's your name girl? Let me buy you a drank I know your pops don't like boys like me, so he thinks Now I'm a Newport kinda guy, I see you smoking on Reds But I'm a man of compromise, I'll take a ride to the res I said baby, you've got to be easy I said baby, you've got to be easy I said baby, baby, baby please Be easy I know we've both had our problems in the past But despite my reputation of sitting on skimpy bags, this high is gonna last If you could just excuse my aggression as I make my pass I'm pretty sure you already knew I was just tryna' tap that ass I said baby, you've got to be easy I said baby, you've got to be easy I said baby, baby, baby please Be easy
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||: Handjob in the Drive-Thru :||
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Easy Money 05:45
Well I once was a very sexy lady Until I got touch by a 2-bit husslin' man He said you want to make some easy money Come on girl, take my hand Now I'm making easy money and I stack it high in the bank What more can I say? It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway Taking it day by day I take a walk down 5th and central I cop a dime bag, ease my mind I hear that trick call, smell them ducats Got a report back, sleepy John Now I'm making easy money and I stack it high in the bank What more can I say? It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway Taking it day by day Well I once was a very sexy lady Until I got touch by a 2-bit husslin' man He said you want to make some easy money Come on girl, take my hand Now I'm making easy money and I stack it high in the bank What more can I say? It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway Taking it day by day I hear that Cuch Cuch, She Callin' Making easy money and I stack it high in the bank What more can I say? It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway Taking it day by day
9.
Sometimes I reminisce about you Breakin' out yay on my Lionel Richie CD case Now I'm tryna' get a little bit sexy with someone new But it's a shame I lost it all just tryna' be cool We Used To Do Sometimes I sit around by the pool I'll take a dip or two cuz' I'm a dirty filthy nasty dude I turn around looking for my trail of bread crumbs Thats when I just divvy out another line and take' em as they come We Used To Do Some times I reminisce about you Crankin' out ray off my Miles Davis CD case Remember the good old times in the back of my walk in closet Me and you gerl We used to plug our veins like sockets We Used To Do Sometimes I reminisce about you Breakin' out yay on my Lionel Richie CD case Now I'm tryna' get a little bit sexy with someone new But it's a shame I lost it all just tryna' be cool
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The Drought 03:25
It's been 28 days since my last meal The border lies the crack, married in the capo and steer? So just keep drinking water and it'll be alright Sweep me, Sweet Love under the covers, with the stars above Sweep me, Sweet Love Sit back and watch me tear the wings right from this dove So sweep me away in the white tide You can find me again in the same place that my brain and my vein collide But you say that the truth hurts Cuz' I never so no damn sense in looking for love underneath the short skirts Sweep me, Sweet Love under the covers, with the stars above Sweep me, Sweet Love Sit back and watch me tear the wings right from this dove
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Stingray 05:46
I don't wanna work for UPS no more (Khaki Shorts!)
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released May 11, 2013

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Funknasty New York

We are Funknasty.
We consist of some stanky ass live jive turkey's.
We like to party.
We like to dance.
We like to sweat.
We provide raunchy feel good funk served hot, straight out of Patchogue.

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