Now That's What I Call Naaaaasty

by Funknasty

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released 11 May 2013

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Funknasty New York

We are Funknasty.
We consist of some stanky ass live jive turkey's.
We like to party.
We like to dance.
We like to sweat.
We provide raunchy feel good jam based funk served hot straight out of Patchogue.

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Track Name: Boats and Tahoes
Where ya' girl at? Who she be wit'
She's tugging on my dick, She's getting sea sick
Where is ya' girl?
She's in the back of my boat and my Tahoe


Do you're fucking shit and let's go!
Track Name: Ladies Drink For Free
I'm nothin like your average, better than your ex
currently involved but I always get a text
Girl you got it twisted like a brand new blunt
I eat low blows like a sunday brunch
Yeah you bad, but everything's a masquerade
and you only got class from my financial aid
you charge everything like a campus raid
Bitch I'm bout to go off like a live grenade
I see a few girls from across the room
I see a few more that could get the boom
She looking' real cute even got some gages
I don't really give a fuck what her age is
We could leave now but I'll never love her
Got a 3-pack of them trojan rubbers
As long as I'm chillin' and I'm in my zone
and her sister's asleep and her dad 'aint home

It's my party and the ladies drink for free
and when this night is said and done girl, you're comin' home with me

I 'aint never study but I went to college,
That was back when they used to call me knowledge
Doing my thing in the place to be
I had a couple bags a 'dat ecstasy
I gave her one free said it's on the house
later you could give me that mouth to mouth
do or die is my only plan
I don't care if she got a man
My name is Abdat, I stay putting' work in
You kinda looking like you hurting for a squirtin'
So I say hey as you walking' past me
I'll be the funk girl you get nasty
Take her to a place we could see the stars
Lay the mack in the back of Bodega's car
If you don't tell then he'll never know
But the funny thing is I bet he at this show

It's my party and the ladies drink for free
and when this night is said and done girl, you're comin' home with me
Track Name: Heavy Weighs The Crown
Now I am simply here for nothing short of your amusement
And as the drinks arrive I can see that you only plan to leave
So tell the bartender to pour some whiskey for my friends
Cuz' even when the room starts to spin, I don't want this night to end.

With all the thoughts aside,
There's never been a cigarette that tasted this damn fine
Heavy Weighs The Crown

I'v lost my faith in these cocktail glasses
I keep running and running, but somehow I still end up in your bed
The coroner can't hear me die, from the 5th floor on
But it's about damn time that someone 'round here started to do their job

With all the thoughts aside,
There's never been a cigarette that tasted this damn fine
Heavy Weighs The Crown

You Come with your dissonant tounge
You come with ambition but you're stuck

With all the thoughts aside,
There's never been a cigarette that tasted this damn fine
Heavy Weighs The Crown
Track Name: Sauna
I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you girl
I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you, oh
I forgot, just how much it takes to get you where I wanted you
I forgot, just how much, that I needed you here
So take it off, take it all off girl
This is new to me, 'cuz every other time it was way too damn easy

No time to waste, let's get out of this place
You've ben waiting for a while, and I can tell by the look on your face
So tell me what you have me do
I'm trying' get a little bit sweaty with you, you dumb bitch catch a clue

I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you girl
I'm sorry, all I ever wanted was you, oh
Track Name: Be Easy
What's your name girl?
Let me buy you a drank
I know your pops don't like boys like me, so he thinks
Now I'm a Newport kinda guy, I see you smoking on Reds
But I'm a man of compromise, I'll take a ride to the res

I said baby, you've got to be easy
I said baby, you've got to be easy
I said baby, baby, baby please
Be easy

I know we've both had our problems in the past
But despite my reputation of sitting on skimpy bags, this high is gonna last
If you could just excuse my aggression as I make my pass
I'm pretty sure you already knew I was just tryna' tap that ass

I said baby, you've got to be easy
I said baby, you've got to be easy
I said baby, baby, baby please
Be easy
Track Name: Handjob In The Drive-Thru
||: Handjob in the Drive-Thru :||
Track Name: Easy Money
Well I once was a very sexy lady
Until I got touch by a 2-bit husslin' man
He said you want to make some easy money
Come on girl, take my hand

Now I'm making easy money and I stack it high in the bank
What more can I say?
It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway
Taking it day by day

I take a walk down 5th and central
I cop a dime bag, ease my mind
I hear that trick call, smell them ducats
Got a report back, sleepy John

Now I'm making easy money and I stack it high in the bank
What more can I say?
It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway
Taking it day by day

Well I once was a very sexy lady
Until I got touch by a 2-bit husslin' man
He said you want to make some easy money
Come on girl, take my hand

Now I'm making easy money and I stack it high in the bank
What more can I say?
It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway
Taking it day by day

I hear that Cuch Cuch, She Callin'

Making easy money and I stack it high in the bank
What more can I say?
It 'aint easy living but I'm doing it anyway
Taking it day by day
Track Name: Lionel Richie
Sometimes I reminisce about you
Breakin' out yay on my Lionel Richie CD case
Now I'm tryna' get a little bit sexy with someone new
But it's a shame I lost it all just tryna' be cool

We Used To Do

Sometimes I sit around by the pool
I'll take a dip or two cuz' I'm a dirty filthy nasty dude
I turn around looking for my trail of bread crumbs
Thats when I just divvy out another line and take' em as they come

We Used To Do

Some times I reminisce about you
Crankin' out ray off my Miles Davis CD case
Remember the good old times in the back of my walk in closet
Me and you gerl
We used to plug our veins like sockets

We Used To Do

Sometimes I reminisce about you
Breakin' out yay on my Lionel Richie CD case
Now I'm tryna' get a little bit sexy with someone new
But it's a shame I lost it all just tryna' be cool
Track Name: The Drought
It's been 28 days since my last meal
The border lies the crack, married in the capo and steer?
So just keep drinking water and it'll be alright

Sweep me, Sweet Love
under the covers, with the stars above
Sweep me, Sweet Love
Sit back and watch me tear the wings right from this dove

So sweep me away in the white tide
You can find me again in the same place that my brain and my vein collide
But you say that the truth hurts
Cuz' I never so no damn sense in looking for love underneath the short skirts

Sweep me, Sweet Love
under the covers, with the stars above
Sweep me, Sweet Love
Sit back and watch me tear the wings right from this dove
Track Name: Stingray
I don't wanna work for UPS no more (Khaki Shorts!)