by Funknasty

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    releases 06 August 2015

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P-Town Beat Down
Ready to Blow
The Drought
HJ in the DT
Halfway to the Moon


© Funknasty 2015


releases 06 August 2015

Anthony Cavuoto - Lead Vocals/Guitars
Joe Abdat -Rap/Vocals
Josh Smith - Drums/Percussion/Keys/Synths/Backing Vocals
Ed Nevin - Bass Guitar
Mikey Vitale - Saxes/Flute
Mike Rad - Keys/Synths/Trumpet
Corey Swinson - Backing Vocals
Sydney Swinson - Backing Vocals
Matthew Gawiak - Trumpet

Recording Engineer- Josh Smith
Executive Producer- Josh Smith
Mixing Engineer- Josh Smith
Mastering Engineer- Josh Smith
Studio- JPSounds
Art Director & Design: Josh Smith



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Funknasty New York

We are Funknasty.
We consist of some stanky ass live jive turkey's.
We like to party.
We like to dance.
We like to sweat.
We provide raunchy feel good funk served hot, straight out of Patchogue.

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Track Name: Bleach
These bitches wanna see original
Don't wanna roll with someone typical
The vagabonds and aboriginals
Fast cars and cheap residuals
They only keep you if you fuck 'em right
You do it justice keep your pockets tight
Love is poison formaldehyde
And when she wanna dance you come alive


The whiskey's pourin' in my living room
So grab your honeys and just come on through
The suffragettes and sexy bunnies too
Long nights are meant to bend the rules
Jeff Martin's swimming in my fish tank
All the spilt wine and blunt stank
The after parties in my parents room
A bunch of dudes in their underoos


She said "Yo my name is Stacy, you could smash if you're lucky
got this house all to myself my momma went to kentucky"
So I went and saw the place it was a hell of a space
She said I don't know what to do well I can help with that case
Just go call some of your friends and I'm a call some of mine
Get some liquor flowing it's gon' be a hell of a time.
We got whiskey, rum, vodka, gin and some juice
got me slurring all my words it's like I'm missing a tooth
ayo this dude's passed out somebody get him a doctor
Shawdy just said she never seen the helicopter
I'm 'bout to take off and fly fly away
Do we know who brought the cups 'cuz I'm ready to play
and we're spilling shit all over we gonna need a few towels
'til this room feels like it's spinning 'bout to buy me some vowels
I'm 'bout to solve this puzzle got it all figured out
just take your girl up to my room and show her what I'm about.

Track Name: Ladies Drink for Free
I'm nothin like your average, better than your ex
currently involved but I always get a text
Girl you got it twisted like a brand new blunt
I eat low blows like a sunday brunch
Yeah you bad, but everything's a masquerade
and you only got class from my financial aid
you charge everything like a campus raid
Bitch I'm bout to go off like a live grenade
I see a few girls from across the room
I see a few more that could get the boom
She looking' real cute even got some gages
I don't really give a fuck what her age is
We could leave now but I'll never love her
Got a 3-pack of them trojan rubbers
As long as I'm chillin' and I'm in my zone
and her sister's asleep and her dad 'aint home

It's my party and the ladies drink for free
and when this night is said and done girl, you're comin' home with me

I 'aint never study but I went to college,
That was back when they used to call me knowledge
Doing my thing in the place to be
I had a couple bags a 'dat ecstasy
I gave her one free said it's on the house
later you could give me that mouth to mouth
do or die is my only plan
I don't care if she got a man
My name is Abdat, I stay putting' work in
You kinda looking like you hurting for a squirtin'
So I say hey as you walking' past me
I'll be the funk girl you get nasty
Take her to a place we could see the stars
Lay the mack in the back of Bodega's car
If you don't tell then he'll never know
But the funny thing is I bet he at this show

It's my party and the ladies drink for free
and when this night is said and done girl, you're comin' home with me
Track Name: Fine
you got your suede jacket
you got your alligator shoes
I used to play up in the funk band
but only now I sing the blues

I see these hoes their all up down my block
and then I see your foxy ass
I 'aint too worried 'bout the future
but I know that this here's gonna last

but you know you're fine
and you know you're fine
see you know you're fine
and you know you're fine
so let's give this all time

two finger scotch and then I'm sippin'
you know I'll spit umbrellas out
I know you aint too much for drinking
but my dick is what you're all about

I bring you back into my caddy
it's where I make you call me daddy
pea knuckled twist I'm on the top
but you know this train don't stop

but you know you're fine
and you know you're fine
see you know you're fine
and you know you're fine
so let's give this all time